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![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:40 |
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mwahaha that gif
![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:42 |
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Or 16, or 15 , or 14.
It's like, come on, imma tell your parents.
![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:42 |
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Love the gif :)
For me it's more "Profile says she's 24, then she says she's 20" :P
![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:44 |
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One of the first things you gotta ask: I'm gonna have to see some ID first.
![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:45 |
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But does she drive a CL63AMG??
![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:47 |
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I'm pretty sure everyone on Tinder is insane.
![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:48 |
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good lord even 20 is too close to illegal for this old man
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I was 18 once. Never again.
![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:49 |
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18 year olds make bad decisions, so probably.
![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:49 |
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technically correct, which is the best kind of correct
![]() 04/07/2015 at 11:51 |
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Especially when they're pretending to be seventeen and buying 4 COOL CARS
![]() 04/07/2015 at 12:05 |
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Don't forget the Rolls or Bentley that are soon to be added to those "4 Cool carz!!!@#-&111"...
I wanna be like him when I grow up...
![]() 04/07/2015 at 12:15 |
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I have a similar story, except no tinder cuz I'm old.
Saw a cute girl sitting in the common area at college one day (I was a sophomore at the time) so I sit down and strike I up a conversation. We seem to hit it off so I ask for her number and she gives it to me, we continue taking and I ask her what classes she's taking and expect her to list some freshman classes as she looked youngish. Instead she tells me she's a highschool sophomore and is visiting her older sister. I nope'd right the fuck out of there and tossed the number.
Avoided that common area for more than a month after.
My rule of thumb before I got married was half your age plus seven years. That's the acceptable age difference up until you hit 48.
![]() 04/07/2015 at 12:27 |
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A year isn't that long to wait is it... ( ° °)
![]() 04/07/2015 at 12:28 |
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I hear people like that turn into people of the MERCEDESFREAK666 variety.
![]() 04/07/2015 at 12:34 |
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for real, if I can't even have a beer with you in public I'm just gonna feel like a creep.
![]() 04/07/2015 at 12:40 |
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Profile said she was a freak. . . Maybe she's a MERCEDESFREAK666.
![]() 04/07/2015 at 12:58 |
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this is exactly my thought. I dated a 24 year old at the beginning of last year and I sort of felt like a creep then, but at least I could take her to the bar
![]() 04/07/2015 at 14:12 |
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Ha! I am a decade older than my wife. I met her when I was 29. We were working together so I just naturally assumed she was older. Convo went like this:
Me: "wait? what? You are the youngest person on the staff...but Stevie is 19! That means..."
Her: "I'll be 19 SOON."
Me:
![]() 04/07/2015 at 14:39 |
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On tindy I set my age limits from 21+ because I feel the same way.
![]() 04/08/2015 at 00:01 |
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I've run into a few that had the profile saying 18 and the bio said 15...
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE